For tree huggers,

The pedantic hypocrites of 3rd floor Hagg Sauer sure do go through the paper. Seriously. I printed of my class roster, a fucking two page document, and I had to stand in a line FIVE people deep.

Teachers, the ones who cauterize bungholes for putting things off until the last minute, were just printing off their syllabi for classes that start TOMORROW.

I had that shit done two weeks ago. Granted I had little else to do over break.

Thesis? What thesis?

I'm going straight to hell.